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Joke of the Day

"Why are you so fat? Because I eat a lot of pussy"

"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."

"Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""HERGGEHRHEHAIOUIGSGEG!"""

"Sorry man I cant come over. Im busy playing nunchucks ""Dont you mean playing WITH nunchucks?"" No? *tosses another nun off the overpass*"

"Bet you can't see your dick My colleague said to me, ""I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower."" ""No, just your daughter's head,"" I replied."

"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"

"I made a website for Kids' jokes. But for some reason people seem hesitant to go to kidslaughter.com"

"I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode... I asked, Are you two an item?"

"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."

"5: I went potty. Me: Did you remember to wipe this time? 5: No. Me: Why? 5: It's faster my way. I don't know how to counter that argument."