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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction"
Next Joke
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interup.....MOO!"
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"It's so annoying when people make fun of what other people are wearing. Like yeah, this dress is a little tight, my legs are a little hairy, and my dick is hanging out but still!"
"My wife said I lack empathy I don't understand how she could feel that way."
"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"
"She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops."
"What's your best Bear joke?"
"Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me. Worked like a fucking charm."
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? A Feminist."