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Joke of the Day

"A lesbian friend of mine corrected a misconception that I had.... I had told her that I assumed the majority of lesbians engaged in Fisting. Turns out, it's only a handful..."

"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand."

"there are two kinds of people in this world... 1) People who can finish lists."

"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."

"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"

"Why do I see so many broken condoms outside? Honey, those are called ""children"" and should be treated as such."

"What do you call a lesbian chicken? A sticky beak!"

"There is only one thing that could possibly stop Messi's unstoppable form Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick"

"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"

"How do mathematicians become engineers? You just gotta apply yourself."