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Joke of the Day

"Told by a 5 year old boy live on local radio: Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall? .....So he could see her crack...."

"what if you looked as good as your best selfie all the time wouldnt that be wonderful"

"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."

"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"

"Apparently, Walt Disney was a secret FBI snitch for 26 years so I guess you could say he was a rat who was famous for drawing a mouse."

"Sundays always bring out my inner senior citizen...."

"A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) Park somewhere else."

"Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise."

"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."