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Joke of the Day

"Told by a 5 year old boy live on local radio: Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall? .....So he could see her crack...."

"What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? Kids generally don't enjoy them"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day. I thought, wow, that's a big word for an 8 year old."

"Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone's invited. Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love."

"Women always check me out. The cashiers at the grocery store are so nice."

"One thing I like about Facebook... It's my space."

"That was the most exciting race between two stationary vehicles I have ever seen. #GreaseLive"

"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."

"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"

"What Makes a Penis and a Rubik's Cube Similar? They both get harder the more you play with it."