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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"
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"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it"
"How are Bungee jumping and visiting a prostitute a like? If the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"What kind of turns do letters take? U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo."
"Sing like no one is listening. Dance like you need to be shot with a tranquilizer dart."
"How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same? They can both smell it, but they can't taste it."
"VILLIAN: all this money is mine BANK TELLER: help us Velcroman, he's getting away VELCROMAN: *stuck to the floor* who puts carpet in a bank?"
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler"
"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""
"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist!"