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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"
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"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"
"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem... [car horn] He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sound effect."
"Whoever named it a ""mobile"" phone obviously didn't anticipate me spending the day on the couch covered in crumbs reading Twitter."
"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in over a month, but I'm not sure I believe him... ...either way he's full of shit."
"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""
"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."
"Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn? Because it's Russki."
"You know you've had too much to drink when you ask Siri to drive you home."
"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"