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Joke of the Day
"If two wrongs make a right... Then what do two wrights make? A plane."
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"""So here are the plans for the Eiffel tower..."" ""Hmm. Yes, yes - this is Gustave!"""
"Why did Hitler hate juice? Cause it was too hasidic. ^^^I'll ^^^be ^^^here ^^^all ^^^week"
"Grapes for breakfast it is! Beautiful, fermented, aged, liquified grapes."
"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis had a purpose"
"NFL No Fingers Left"
"Wondering what atrocity I committed in a former life to deserve this shitty parking space."
"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."
"Break into your neighbor's house every night but don't take anything just put a cape on their dog"
"Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year? .... because a brazillian things could go wrong"