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Joke of the Day
"90% of being a dad is yelling about doors being left open while the air conditioning is running."
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"I told the barista my name was ""Britney Spears"" just for giggles and he handed me my coffee with ""annoying white girl"" written on it instead"
"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"
"Just so you know, people who don't give a fuck don't talk about how much they don't give a fuck all the fucking time."
"My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please"
"Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup? Because 1 more would have been 240..."
"Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."
"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"
"Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around."