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Joke of the Day
"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"
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"If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese"
"I spend like $600 every month on free trials for stuff I forgot to cancel."
"My sister asked me if I was gay I couldn't give her a straight answer."
"Someone dumped in the urinal! It was real shitty!"
"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."
"Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up."
"Rich guy does it: 50 Shades of Grey. Poor guy does it: Cops."
"Wife just said ""burgs"" instead of ""burgers"" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved."
"When you are finished with a corncob pipe, you can just feed it to a nearby pig. The Lord is amazing."