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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't cry when you hit it with a sledgehammer."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"

"What's the difference between Trump and my mom. Putin doesn't have pictures of my mom fucking a 12 year old Russian boy."

"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture."

"Where does a porn addict keep his videos? In his sex drive"

"Ray Rice should start his own line of elevator music. He could call it ""Elevator Beats""."

"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"

"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"

"What's the difference between an archeologists convention and a basketball team? The archeologists convention is a nerdy bunch of diggers."