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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't cry when you hit it with a sledgehammer."

"What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes? karma chameleon"

"The rabbi really messed up that circumcision... It was a total rip-off."

"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"

"My dog did this i was going outside for 5 minutes and I told my dog not to poop in the house. When I came back, he had pooped in the house."

"Jesus Christ, i can't believe you people are actually making jokes about using chloroform to rape someone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just choke her."

"What's the best part of a redneck brothel? The family discount"

"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"

"My friend is 1/8th Jew He's Jew...Ish"

"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."