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Joke of the Day

"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."

"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"

"Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!"

"Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside"

"We are in the golden age of watching videos on your phone."

"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

"Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away."

"Finding old food in your teeth is preferable to finding a pen in your fat rolls that's been there since you did a crossword three weeks ago."

"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"

"I hate using a plunger... they work the shit out of me."