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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!"

"In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness."

"winter is coming the snow is what?"

"Have you heard the watermelon joke? It's pitiful."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."

"I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday. I said, ""Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography."" ""Don't you mean history?"" she replied. I said, ""Don't try to change the subject."""

"Yo mama's so fat... ...when she died, she had to be preserved in formalda-wide. She then had to be whipped creamated. If she wasn't, they would have had to given her an open-graveyard funeral."

"Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras"

"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"

"I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet."