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Joke of the Day

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."

"Why can't blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package."

"*coughs like a maniac* *pretends to pick nose* *scratches armpit* Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me."

"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."

"What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? ""M'laundry."""

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull"

"Why did the blonde crawl over the glass wall? Because she wanted to see whats on the other side."

"1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin."