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Joke of the Day
"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""
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"I don't tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is."
"The guy who made my sandwiches told me Have Fun as he handed them to me. Not sure what he thinks I was gonna do wit them"
"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."
"A man walks into a library and asks the Mexican librarian which section would have information about Guppies. The librarian answers... ""Microfiche""."
"Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold? Because they've gott mit-uns"
"Hey people that knock on locked restroom doors, what are you expecting? ""hey I'm taking a shit but come on in and join me"""
"I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme."
"Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday... ...one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."