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Joke of the Day

"*coughs like a maniac* *pretends to pick nose* *scratches armpit* Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me."

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"What is a guy who rubs bear toes called? Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!"

"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"

"Don't you love followers that don't acknowledge your existence. Its so cute. Its like I have tiny marriages all over the world."

"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"

"""if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?"" The wise man smiled. ""my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"""

"How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool? ""Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"""

"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"

"My gf told me to take my phone and stick it where the sun don't shine. So I sent it to Seattle. Women make no sense some days."