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Joke of the Day

"Vader: ""I am your father."" Luke: ""I am your father."" Vader: ""Stop copying me."" Luke: ""Stop copying me."" Vader: ""Shut up."" Luke: ""Shut up."""

"Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year? Cuz he's Biden his time."

"A dyslexic walks in to a bra"

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"Are you bad wifi? Because I see there is no connection here."

"What's the difference between Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes? On Whose Line is it Anyway, *everything* is made up."

"Breaking up with Japanese Girl Was Hard... I recently had to break up with my girlfriend who was Japanese and it was hard, I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"If someone is choking the best thing to do is ask them if they're okay repeatedly then if that fails give a concerned look until resolved."

"How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur? Don't worry, they'll tell you"

"I'm starting a self-serve fork business. It's called Go Fork Yourself."