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Joke of the Day

"Is there as much intelligence disparity in other animals as humans? Does any cow make other cows go, ""That's the dumbest cow I've ever met""?"

"The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in sell it and return to step 1."

"A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. ""Dad,"" the child says ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared?"" the man scoffs. ""I've got to walk back this way on my own"""

"How Do U Kill A Retard? Give him a knife and say ""who's special?"""

"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."

"What is the difference between a symphonic orchestra and a bull? The bull has its horns in the front and the asshole in the back!"

"Why do cowboys have foreskin? So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth"

"What do you call three cars overtaking you in Mexico? Tres-passers."

"What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."