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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."

"how sodomy started........ a good friend & an itchy butthole."

"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."

"One time, I wrote down so many double entendres... ...I had to rub one out."

"What's the difference between an oyster fisherman with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? The oyster fisherman shucks between fits."

"A scarecrow just won a Nobel prize. It was for being out-standing in his field."

"Explaining KARMA! It's when you throw a banana in Mario kart, and then, you lose the race because you got caught up in your own banana!"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"What is a junkies favorite drink? Hepsi"

"What do you say to a kid if they give you a picture? That's pretty shit mate. My 20 year old cousin who has no arms can draw better than you. You have no talent, deal with it."