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Joke of the Day
"Told a girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless."
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"What music do girls on their periods listen to? Ragtime"
"Someone fucked up I got Gary Glitter in the mail."
"I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home."
"Everyone on Reddit is nosey.. See. I told you.."
"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"
"The whole Greek Mythology could be summed up in one line............ ""Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling a bit too horny."""
"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"
"Sometimes i feel like the flat bread option at subway because I'm always available but no one ever wants me to hang out with"
"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""