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Joke of the Day
"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"
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"I got stopped in the street today by a woman with a clipboard asking ""What products do I use for grooming?"" She was a bit taken aback when I replied, ""Facebook."""
"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."
"If your religion is worth killing for, start with yourself."
"""We have to get together sometime!"" is a great way of saying, ""I regret running into you."""
"My roommates get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils But frankly, thats a whisk I'm willing to take."
"two men walk into a bar... the other one ducks"
"My morning commute was hectic today. I tripped over a dog toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though."
"What for you call a motivated mannequin? Mannecan"
"What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks I'll just have a sliver !"