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Joke of the Day

"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"

"We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam? Mark: That's right."

"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"

"[wife crosses out another baby name off the list] What? What's wrong with Carlos Danger Grenades?"

"I was alone, depressed and suicidal around Christmas time and decided to call the suicide prevention hotline ""Sorry but all of our employees are happily spending Christmas with their loving families"""

"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."

"How can you tell someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you"

"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"

"Mrs. Claus can't have kids Do you know why Mrs. Claus can't have kids? Because Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney."

"Why did my grandmother knit a sweater for the pepper. I mentioned it was a little chili."