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Joke of the Day

"My wife has developed a fetish with salad items... Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass. And that was just the tip of the iceburg"

"Why Do Jews Play Football? So they can get the Quarterback!"

"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"

"Mom and Dad said I was bad for putting a cell phone in my vagina but I don't know why. I always come when I'm called."

"Why does a woman smile when walking down the aisle? She knows that she no longer has to give blow jobs."

"*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside"

"My Utahn grandpa's favorite joke: why should you always bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing? Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer."

"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"

"Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them."

"There is nothing funny about PMS **.**"