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Joke of the Day
"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."
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"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("
"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."
"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"
"That new movie, Daja Vu... Haven't I seen it before?"
"[under heavy sniper fire] Platoon leader: where's that sniper fire coming from? Me [crying a fair bit]: a big gun with a telescope on it"
"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"
"What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library? Digest Readers."
"""I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"" -guy who discovered milk"
"Humans are like ketchup on a steak People look at you funny when you eat them"