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Joke of the Day

"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."

"What do you call a cow that gets an abortion? De-calf-inated"

"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."

"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"

"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"Did you hear about the six month old Ethiopian child? He was having a mid life crisis"

"In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer? It's Force Ale."

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."