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Joke of the Day
"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"
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"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."
"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."
"If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too."
"I visited my boyfriend in prison the other day for a conjugal visit. It was a guilty pleasure."
"Sometimes I wish I knew more than just a few jokes. </clever one liner>"
"Do you know what the strongest thing in the world is? Exlax, it's a laxative and knocked the shit out of super man"
"In a landslide victory, landslides crush their opponents."
"Talk to your kids about drugs. Talk to your stepdads about jazz. Like, just generally be polite and ask people about their interests."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."