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Joke of the Day
"Women are like snowflakes: they can't drive"
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"They say I have a drinking problem. All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body."
"There's nothing sadder than a bald eagle with a combover"
"When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true. Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'."
"Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it? Because it was stationary."
"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"
"It's sad to see how people seem to put more effort into their wedding than they do into their marriage."
"Whilst reading through an ancient book at the British Library, I found a magic spell' that would supposedly make women want to have sex with me. Worked like a fucking charm."
"""I'm not here to make 'Friends'!"" --Matthew Perry on some reality show in 2016 so get ready to laugh!"
"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"