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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."

"I miss you... then I eat something and it goes away..."

"What do you call a heard of sperm whales? Bukkake."

"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They take all the green cards."

"People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed."

"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."

"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."

"What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator? I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door."

"What is Pitbull's first name Featuring"

"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."