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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."

"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"

"What happened when Harry Potter had sex with a pig? He got hog warts."

"The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder: ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?"

"Man at garage: ""Are you claiming this off your own insurance?"" Me: ""Yes. I don't think the deer I hit had any insurance."""

"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."

"How do you know a joke isn't a repost? When it doesn't reach the front page."

"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"

"I can't figure out why my son hates me. Tim hates you? No, my other son. I can't remember his name. I just call him ""not Tim"""

"what is the hardest part of eating a veggtable. might be offensive. THE WHEEL CHAIR!"