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Joke of the Day

"I got invited to a block party recently. I show up, blocks EVERYWHERE."

"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend? After the date, you can just drop her off anywhere."

"""There are hot Shingles in your area"" - My Doctor"

"Man, I really messed up making this award for best feline anus... It's a cat ass trophy."

"What do zombie college students eat? Raw-men"

"As a white guy, it really bothers that only black people can use the word ""nigger"". Thats OUR word! I'm not racist. I just wrote a racist joke."

"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"

"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."

"Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !"

"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""