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Joke of the Day
"Selling a vacuum has to be nearly impossible. They all suck."
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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair... Virgin mobile"
"Q: Why is air a ton like sex? A: Because it's no major ordeal unless you're not getting any."
"A guy gets pulled over for speeding The cops walks up to the guy's car window and says ""Son, I've been here just a waitin' for you all day."" The guy replies ""Well, I got here as fast as I could""."
"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"
"My dog kept digging holes in the back yard... ..so I hide all the shovels"
"PATIENT: How tough was medical school for a dog like you? DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy"
"What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs? A Cairopractor!"
"How do u Find a Blind Man In a Nude Convention Its not Hard"