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Joke of the Day

"Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ""hole."" Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."

"Go to work tomorrow with a new attitude. Be positive! Communicate! Hide when real work comes!"

"You'll know it's true love when you're in your late 30s and have no other options."

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!"

"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"

"A Malaysian man buys a new phone... He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere."

"What do you call a Batman that skips church? Christian Bale"

"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."

"Why is MetLife Stadium the windiest stadium in the NFL? Because there's a Giant fan in every seat."

"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."