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Joke of the Day

"Saw a bumper sticker that said 'Jesus is the answer.' Two cars later I saw one that said 'Who farted?' Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever."

"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""

"I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on my with my dad.... Can't belive I'm going to be an uncle."

"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"

"I have always wondered what people did for fun before the Internet existed. My seventeen siblings don't know the answer either."

"The secret service found a dildo in the Oval Office Signing off on another executive order."

"What baked treat shares its name with a gynaecological apparatus? Flapjacks."

"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"

"Did you hear that Donald Trump's wife doesn't want him to run for president? She says she doesn't want to move into a smaller house."

"Guy finds secret trick into heaven... Gods hate him"