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Joke of the Day

"I have always wondered what people did for fun before the Internet existed. My seventeen siblings don't know the answer either."

"In elementary I got all the chicks because my box of crayons had a built-in sharpener. Been on a dry spell ever since. Just me & my crayons."

"Romans were rich, Romans had feasts! But for the love of god stay away from their priests!"

"Loneliness can make you do some strange people."

"What bill is the Congress's favorite? Of course the $ bill!"

"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."

"Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off? So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school."

"Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body? Because it was already attendin'."

"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"

"because yoda was in charge of the jokes why was the punchline in the title"