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Joke of the Day

"Pennywise the clown to Ronald ""you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."" Ronald McDonald: ""I've killed more people than you."""

"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"

"My ex just followed me on Twitter. That said: ""Say hello to Hitler for me, Mary."" *BLOCKED*"

"The water from a drinking fountain tastes like pennies and mumps."

"[God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?"

"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Women Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes by a donkey."

"You people from the internet freak me the fuck out."

"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"

"They say yoga is the best form of exercise But I think that's kind of a stretch."

"The difference between me & normal people is the normal"