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Joke of the Day
"Blows you, kisses See proper punctuation is important"
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"What do you call an agreeable neighbor? ....a yaybor."
"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. We're very efficient and not very humorous"
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing."
"The Band "" The Ghost Inside "" bus was just involved in a fatal crash I guess that means there could literally be a Ghost Inside, the bus."
"How does a shepherd integrate black and white flocks? Ewe-substitution"
"The rotation of the earth. It really makes my day."
"What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards? An episode of The Biggest Loser"
"Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident."