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Joke of the Day
"Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead."
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"What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand? Nature's Valley"
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"How are redditors and nazis similar? They both love gold trains."
"My friend has already lost 50 pounds last month on their new diet. It's called the ""fruit machine"" , I think I will have to try it."
"Note to self: 1) Your memory sucks. 2) Write note to self."
"If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? A meteor-WRONG!"
"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."
"Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon."