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Joke of the Day
"Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead."
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"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."
"My wife and I are hosting a get together tonight that ends at 11:30.. We're calling it a before New Year's leave party."
"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."
"This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd ""Shona baby"""
"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."
"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"
"5 black people walk into a restaurant... And the first one says, ""Table for three please."""
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. Why was seven afraid of eight? Induction."
"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""