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Joke of the Day

"I have a voluntary version of Tourette's."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac."

"If Hillary wins the election, the whole world be like.. [removed due to WWIII]"

"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer... ... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."

"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."

"It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people."

"Did you know ISIS has its own sex toy factory? There specialise in blow up dolls"

"13 peer reviewed methods for determining whether or not an article is clickbait, number seven in particular has been shown to assist readers. Gotcha."

"England football manager Roy Hodgson has just announced that he's won the competition for ""Scotland's favourite Englishman."""