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Joke of the Day

"13 peer reviewed methods for determining whether or not an article is clickbait, number seven in particular has been shown to assist readers. Gotcha."

"Boss: ""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life""!! Me: ""Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011 Boss: ""Really""? Me: ""No"""

"Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head."

"If you got into an accident with Hillary and Trump, who would you rescue? America"

"What if cell phones are part of an elaborate plot to rid the world of phone booths so Superman has nowhere to change?"

"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"

"The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy."

"My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive."

"I know it's just bad luck that what I post never reaches the front page. After all, I've definitely seen it there before."

"A man goes to the doctor... The doctor says ""I've got good news and bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I should have told you yesterday..."""