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Joke of the Day

"My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party. I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle."

"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"

"I just got a really terrible circumcision What a rip-off!"

"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."

"Why did the feminist get raped? Cuz she 'asked' for it!"

"How do you organise a space party? You planet."

"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."

"Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop."

"Sometimes I wonder about those old mattresses in the alleys, the stories they could tell. The ones about me are lies of course."