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Joke of the Day
"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."
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"I made a gaffe about birth complications Well, that came out wrong."
"Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids? Because they'd get in trouble."
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"Why do they call them ""S'mores""? Because you always want another one!"
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"When in dangerous situation - you should always sleep with one eye opened. Especially if you're a Cyclops."
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"Two mexicans are playing Call Of Duty... It was A Juan v. Juan match."