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Joke of the Day
"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."
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"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other needs oinkment"
"They're calling the Patriot thing ""Deflategate?"" I was hoping they'd go with ""Ball-o-caust."""
"Did you hear about that guy who had his penis enlarged? He's much cockier now."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."
"What do the ninja turtles say when bad guys ask them where they learnt to fight Master splinter tortoise"
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"What is easy to register for, but something you never want? Sex offender."
"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."
"I once donated a pint of blood and the doctors were quite greatful. They said it contained enough alcohol to sterilize their equipment."