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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A Pokemon"
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"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."
"Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market? Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!"
"A man stopped breathing today at a bar... A lady then screamed out ""ANYBODY KNOW CPR"" I yelled back. ""I know the whole damm alphabet!"" Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy..."
"My girlfriend is like my car... Stolen property"
"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"
"I just flushed a stink bug down the toilet along with the dump. Who's the stink bug now, Bitch?"
"A duck walks into a pharmacy grabs a tube of lipstick, puts it on the counter and the cashier says ""that'll be $3.50. The duck says ""just put it on my bill"""
"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"
"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"