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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter."

"If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party"

"The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them."

"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."

"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"

"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick."

"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."

"whats the difference between a girl and a bus? ""What's the difference between a girl And a bus"" ""What?"" ""As more people that go in the bus the tighter it gets"""

"""And this is my creepy husband, John."" (The way my friend should introduce her husband)"