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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."
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"It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam... It was a no brainer!"
"What kind of game are Americans worst at? Tower defense."
"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."
"So a waitress pours coffee on a mans hat He says, ""I'll send you the bill."""
"What do you call five African-Americans born together? Triplets."
"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"
"What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common? They both get better when you drop the ""base""."
"What did the bassist say when he played too high? I'm in treble now"
"How do you know someone went to Harvard? They tell you."