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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."
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"What did the man say when he put his package into a mailbox? ""I thought it was a female box"""
"How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 3: One to screw it in, another to film it, and a last one to say ""sick turns brah!"""
"I've got 99 problems and they're all luftballons."
"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."
"Even if you're really tired, never try to hold your eyes open using toothpicks. DAMN YOU 1970'S CARTOONS AND ALL OF YOUR FALLACIES!"
"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."
"What do you...... What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."
"If you add enough jalapenos no one will ever know you're a bad cook."