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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sandra fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sandra."
Next Joke
"A good name for a vintage store would be 'Pants Dead People Have Farted In'"
"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."
"My husband's safe word is 'CRAMP!'"
"Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica."
"This is a joke about my balls but its pretty funny Why were my balls wet? cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard."
"The other day a Swedish man called me a racist and a believer of stereotypes... So Ikea'd his car."
"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"
"The Chicago Cubs"