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Joke of the Day
"My husband's safe word is 'CRAMP!'"
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"Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you heard the greatest story ever told? Me: Definitely. I love Star Wars."
"The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s."
"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."
"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."
"I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it."
"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."
"What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant hill Dead ant dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead aaaaant"
"What is a nazi's favourite food? Luftwaffles"
"Me: ""If Americans say 'sidewalk', what do we mean in England?"" My six year old: ""Crab!"""