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Joke of the Day
"I pulled a muscle turning over in bed. Cause that's how I roll."
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"What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and i don't care."
"Sometimes when I throw up I like to pretend the toilet is a baby bird and you're not even reading this anymore are you."
"Go ahead, mate with someone who wears glasses, add to the degradation of our eyesight as a species. Not like there are bears we need to spot"
"Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep."
"Cigarettes are like hamsters Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"
"How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway"
"A walk of shame is always sad. Don't make it worse by adding the sound of Flip flops to it."
"What's a vampire's fetish? Neckrophilia"
"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"