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Joke of the Day
"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"
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"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."
"I only make my food from the natural ingredients, like uranium and asbestos"
"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."
"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"
"What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland"
"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."
"I went to the zoo the other day, all they had was a small dog. It was a shit-zoo."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years."
"What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?.. In professional wrestling they know what they are doing."