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Joke of the Day

"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."

"What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down."

"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""

"How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?"

"I lost a Scrabble game today when my opponent played the word ""Clitoris"". I was amazed at how fast he found it."

"How do you call a car designed for midgets? Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out."

"You know how if a bear is about to attack you, you're supposed to stand totally still? Your smarter friend that's running just punkd you."

"Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people ""Happy Birthday,"" ever."

"Q: What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle? A: Wheeee!"