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Joke of the Day

"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."

"What do you get when you cross a female tyrannosaur with a male tyrannosaur? Tyrannosaurus Sex! *I apologize deeply, I'm so...so sorry*"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"A co-worker has stopped acknowledging me in the hallway. Please tell me what I did to make you want to ignore me, so I can do it to others."

"What do you call a Thu'um that makes a dragon orgasm? A Cu'um."

"Forget The Walmart and Amazon scam I have the best price on a PS4. I am gonna need about Tree Fiddy."

"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"

"i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it's becoming a problem"

"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."

"Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person ""Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened."" -Adolf Hitler, 1945"