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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"
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"If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand."
"What do you call Asian quadruplets? 4chan"
"When someone yells ""Fire!"" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep"
"[Bar] ""Two long necks please"" Giraffe in the back: Wow. Did he just- Giraffe's wife: Cliff, he didn't mean anything by it please sit down"
"Why can't lesbians have sex at concerts? Because rock beats scissors."
"[Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? ""I went through a wormhole."" Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic."
"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"
"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us."