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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"
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"Two antennas got married The wedding wasn't great but the reception was amazing!"
"I got arrested one night while camping... The policeman said I was loitering within tent."
"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."
"Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married ."
"How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat."
"Is that a tuna roll in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi yuk yuk yuk"
"What is a pirate's favorite element in the periodic table? Gold. Why the fuck would a pirate need Argon?"
"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."
"There is so much lead in Flint That when you pass a factory, you immediately assume that Chinese children work there"