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Joke of the Day
"I visited my boyfriend in prison the other day for a conjugal visit. It was a guilty pleasure."
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"Why do Jews get circumcised ? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"
"Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars."
"If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"You know the meeting has gone completely downhill when someone suggests sacrificing a chicken."
"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"
"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."
"How crazy is it that we used to say ""three and a half inch floppy"" with a straight face"
"Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now I drive a Prius & am a Zumba instructor."
"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."