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Joke of the Day
"It's getting cold in here So take off all your clothes Then we can make a fire with them"
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"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"
"Hug your children. Hug your friends and family. Hug the cashier at Chipotle. Hug someone else's children. Hug the arresting officer."
"Do babies know they're stupid?"
"Growing old is a lot like grammar The past is perfect and the present, tense"
"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"""We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls.""- President Barack Obamasaurus"
"How do you know if air fresheners have gotten too smart? If they have become scent-ient."
"if I were a serial killer, I would target people who scream when they sneeze"