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Joke of the Day
"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"
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"""What sins have you committed?"" Well... [20 minutes later] ... finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father? *vomiting sound*"
"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."
"What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?.. In professional wrestling they know what they are doing."
"What do you do on a date with a feminist? Split the bill."
"I'm sure there'll be some making distasteful jokes about Williams' death. How annoying for them that he would have thought of funnier ones."
"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."
"I just vacuumed my dog to cut down on indoor shedding, if you're looking for a life coach or whatever."
"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"
"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""