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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack."
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"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"
"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."
"Why don't male dogs date? They think all women are bitches. ... Dogs are terrible people."
"Actually, this is my first rodeo. Why is that angry cow trying to kill me?"
"Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE"
"Next time the cashier asks me if I want ""Paper or Plastic"" I'm just gonna say, ""Doesn't matter to me, I'm bi-sacksual."""
"Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Melendez Gilbert Melendez who? Gilbert may lend deez nuts"
"If I lived in Alabama, I'd name my daughter, 'Banjo-lina""."